I remember fondly my hen’s night. Who could forget about guys that were the cheesiest creatures ever and not at all ‘hot’!? They were just ridiculously on themselves that it was down right hilarious. That coupled with lots of alcohol made for the funniest night ever. For those wondering, we ventured on to the ‘wild boys afloat’ tour. I’m having fits of giggles just remembering it – the half naked men – cause they never do remove those g-strings (talk about double standards) – holding my hands and rubbing them, ever so sensually (NOT) over their waxed, baby oiled chest – eewwwhhh. Oh the memories.
My sister didn’t want anything like that and to be honest I’m grateful. I loved it when I was 24 and got married but gosh, I don’t think I could go it now. I’m a prudish 30 year old mother for crying out loud – I have standards now!!
We (aka my sister) decided that we would have something at my place which kind of suited me because I didn’t have to get any form of cab ride home, which is always a bonus. We decided to go for a cocktail theme and everyone just put in.
Of course, it goes without saying that my sister got to don the usual attire for a bride to be – a condom, dick whistle laden veil with devil horns to boot. Lets not forget the whistle and dick bubbles for good measure.
We drank cosmopolitans and martinis. The jelly shots were a tad potent but still consumable. My choccies went down a treat. He he he. There was design a wedding dress and matching underwear in toilet paper game; design the best looking Willie out of playdoh game (I should mention I won!); and peel the banana with no hands and eat it trick. As the night wore on, out came Singstar (after we had to call Trevor home to connect it and even then it was being temperamental) and that was a bundle of laughs as it always is.
It really was a great night except for the filthy, filthy floor which Trevor mopped at 2am in the morning (three times over to get it clean). So long as my sister had a good night, I was happy and as far as I’m aware she did.
(The bridal party)
5 comments:
Oh my giddy aunt...they came complete with pubes!!!! Love your work, what a classic!!!!
Your sister is beautiful, and I wish her a wonderful wedding day. I can't wait to hear all about it xxx
ROFL theyre priceless! Sounded like a fun night!
The pubes really make them - hope the wedding (and your beautiful speech) went really well.
... oh and the weather!
Sounds like it was a blast (and I loved the little anecdote from your own hens night!). And what would you do without good 'ol Trev - mopping at 2am - what a gem!
They are the weirdest colour pubes I have ever ever seen......
Sounds like it was a great night and a beautiful wedding!
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